We have heard it all, from Elguardo, to Egguardo, ElDorado, Edweirdo, Edwardo, Carlos, Juan Carlos but his real name is:
EH DOO ARE DOH
Is that so difficult? do you really know how to say a name? Or let me ask the question differently, how much do you practice it a name until you remember it and say it properly? Can you remember new names one week later? I have always wondered if remembering a name of a person you like is easier than remember a name of a person you don.